vagignments- a correction

I really liked the way vaginments worked, but everyone pronounces it wrong, and my co-conspirator Sean says it would be better as vagignments. I've never been one to say no to Sean before, ergo- vagignments. I had been debating between the two spellings anyway. This one looks like it might have a gig pronounced in the middle, but ah well. At least it's not pronounced like vita-meata-vaginments. Stupid English language.

Of course, now I've created a monster. You can google me by searching vaginments, and that's how my very-Christian uncle found my blog. I love you Uncle Mark! Shout out! I didn't mean for him to ever hear me say anything vaginally related, but he did think it was funny, and we had a nurture v. nature discussion seeing as we've only ever met like three times and yet, as he says, we have a similar sense of humor.

I am happy when people think I'm funny. The bad boyfriend I had thought I was terribly unhumorous, that the only funny things I did were stupid things that he could make fun of. But no, if you want me to like you, say I'm funny. I might no believe you, but I'll like you. Not cute. A poet I was talking to on facebook (never met) said "You're cute, but you look young." Thanks? No, actually. Very creepy. In real life you can think I'm cute. On facebook, stay away. Especially if you might be publishing my poem in your anthology. I'd rather be a good poet than a cute young girl. Ugh.

Anyway, I couldn't sleep last night, so I got a lot done. I finished the novel I was reading for my 696 paper, and I did both assignments *cough* sorry, vagignments that are due today. You could say I'm a superhero. You could say it. Of course, I'm tired today.