Valhalla

I used to know a lot about Norse Mythology, and now my references are procured almost solely by The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy. Having said that, if Valhalla is portrayed acurately, that's where I want to go. None of that clouds in the sky bullshit. I want a big feast and then a battle and then a feast and then a battle forever and ever. I would use a battle ax and slice through people in huge throngs. Yep. Mmmm... and I could just eat and eat, Lord knows.