Monday, January 12, 2009

Toilet diving

I just dropped a very expensive earring into a toilet full of pee. And then I had to reach into the toilet full of pee to retrieve my very expensive earring. Boo! I have washed with lots of soap and water, and now I'm ready for bed. The Unborn sucked ass, but Gary Oldman is in it, so I drooled, naturally. Also, I did my non-fiction editing today. Good news and bad news there, but more on that later. Or if you ask me personally.

2 comments:

O.ZaZa said...

At least it wasn't my pee. And, yes, the Unborn sucked ass--apparently it was only one of three pop-culture treatments of the dyybuk.
As for asking you personally . . . . well, I guess I don't have to, now do I?

Tyler Dilts said...

This is why I don't wear ear rings.