Five Mini Plays with Happy Endings

1.
Linda: Did you know that Cal and Wanda are getting married?
Mark: I did.
Linda: Isn't it wonderful? True love...
Mark: It is. Linda, I've been meaning to ask you.
Linda: Yes, Mark?
Mark: Will you marry me?
Linda: Oh yes! Yes yes yes!

2.
Linda: Did you know that Cal and Wanda are getting married?
Mark: Oh I know. Isn't it awful?
Linda: Absolutely awful. Let's never get married.
Mark: Let's never be so attached that we even look to marriage.
Linda: Let's just be friends!
Mark: You read my mind!
Linda: I'm so happy you're my friend.

3.
Linda: Did you know that Cal and Wanda are getting married?
Mark: Oh I know. Isn't it awful?
Linda: We have to stop them. Let's break them up!
Mark: You take Cal and I'll take Wanda?
Linda: Deal!

4.
Linda: Did you know that Cal and Wanda are getting married?
Mark: Oh I know. Isn't it awful?
Linda: We have to stop them. Let's break them up!
Mark: You take Wanda and I'll take Cal?
Linda: Deal!

5.
Linda: Did you know that Cal and Wanda are getting married?
Mark: I know. Do we have to go?
Linda: No, no. Let's just stay home and watch a martial arts movie marathon.
Mark: Yeah! That's a much better use of our time.
Linda: We'll just send them a gift.
Mark: What should we send? A toaster?
Linda: Yeah, a toaster.